Nerf This
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Reviews [ 26 ]

Don’t Starve: Shipwrecked arrives December 1st

Don’t Starve: Shipwrecked arrives December 1st

The strange game of survival Don’t Starve is gaining a new addon on the 1st December on Steam Early Access. Initially it will be “Windows Only” but it is said to be available eventually on Linux and Mac as well. Apart from new biomes, monsters and characters it looks like we’ll finally get to set sail for new islands, check out what little info there is available at the link below. Source: Klei Entertainment

[Video] Albion online combat update for winter Beta

[Video] Albion online combat update for winter Beta

Albion Online has released a video detailing some of the combat changes for the upcoming winter beta starting on the 23rd Nov 2015. We have previously played AO on various platforms including an Android tablet, I am quite looking forward laying on the couch with my iOS tablet and doing some crafting. But we will have to wait for the iOS release, until then try it out on the other platforms. It is surprisingly in-depth for a cross platform MMO.

GoatZ because we need goat zombies damnit

GoatZ because we need goat zombies damnit

Those of you familiar with the game/bug fest called Goat Simulator will not be surprised that the wacky crowd behind it have decided to give us an add-on (Steam) or a full game iOS/Android were you can now survive (I use this term loosely) in a Zombiefied world. Enter Goat Simulator: GoatZ. Packed with more bugs than you could ever report and the features below, this is (I shudder to say it) a must have for those not too serious […]

Dragon of Legends plans to be a cross platform pixel MMO

Dragon of Legends plans to be a cross platform pixel MMO

Here is the blurb from there site (link below). Dragon of Legends is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) for PC, Mac, and Mobile platforms; heavily influenced by the mythic cycle of Gaelic Ireland and Norse mythology, where the lights of faeries border the realms of darkness. Two alliances have emerged across the continent, both struggling for supremacy over the land and as these great powers battle one another for control of Havamal – darker forces gather to destroy […]

Swordigo RPG – iOS currently free

Swordigo RPG – iOS currently free

The action platformer by Touch Foo is currently free and worth a grab so hit up the link below as this is a limited time happening. And for your viewing pleasure: iTunes link: Swordigo – Touch Foo

GTA V first PC patch released

GTA V first PC patch released

Apart from finally adding support to there iFruit companion app for PC, this patch is supposed to reduce CPU usage and more. See release notes below: Fixed an issue where the GTAV Launcher would use an abnormally high percentage of CPU and sometimes crash Fixed an issue where frame rate would drop when left-clicking the mouse while driving Added a grid to the Golf mini-game to show the topology of the green while putting Fixed an issue where a character’s […]

Star Wars: Battlefront release date reveal

Star Wars: Battlefront release date reveal

As of yesterday the official Star Wars Battlefront site was updated with the release date for PlayStation 4, Xbox One and PC for the 17th November 2015. They also revealed a new video of game footage…If that’s Game footage I think i might need to upgrade again…sigh Check it out here: Related Links: Official Star Wars Battlefront site

Halo: Spartan Strike and Halo: Spartan Assault now available on iPhone/iPad

Halo: Spartan Strike and Halo: Spartan Assault now available on iPhone/iPad

The newest mobile top-down shooter from the Halo universe has officially arrived. Today, Microsoft Studios and 343 Industries, in conjunction with Vanguard Games, launched Halo: Spartan Strike on Windows 8, Windows Phone 8, iPhone, iPad, and Steam as a digital download for €5.99. as well as the older (but new to iOS) Halo: Spartan Assault for €5.99. So this was not a surprise at all… Not only do we get the older Halo: Spartan Assault on iOS but the newer […]

Spellcrafter: The Path of Magic iOS now available

Spellcrafter: The Path of Magic iOS now available

Spellcrafter: The Path of Magic iOS iTunes description: PLEASE NOTE: Due to high-quality graphics this game is not recommended for the iPhone 4. The game is not compatible with the iPod touch 4th. Magic is neither an art nor a religion. Magic is a craft. Experience an amazing and unforgettable adventure set in a dark fantasy universe! Spellcrafter: The Path of Magic is an RPG game with deep tactical turn-based combat and a unique spell casting system. Explore a world […]

Rovio releases info on upcoming Angry Birds Fight! game…sort of

Rovio releases info on upcoming Angry Birds Fight! game…sort of

Aaaaand there back…again, in the ultimate attempt to milk the $#%%  out of a franchise Rovio has announced Angry Birds Fight!. Angry Birds Fight! is a mash-up of a match-3 game were you will be solving puzzles and challenging other players from around the world. Apart from the “Spring 2015” on there site there are no release date details as yet. For your viewing pleasure we have attached the 2 launch videos. Related Links: Angry Birds Fight!